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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

10.06.2025 01:04

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

{RING} {RING}

What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?